age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

(via superwholock-alissa)


adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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(via crackedcook)


DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM FLORIDA

we-dont-step-on-snakes:

crackedcook:

sarcasticequestrian:

bloodyeleven:

rnaiden:

they could be a gator

actually they are gators

we are all gators

and we sit our asses down in the damn everglades and blog from there

breaking news all flordians are gators who will eat your face 

True. They have soft orange insides as well

Literally. Our insides are made of oranges. Pick me do I not bleed? Yes and its tropicana.

(via plushielove)


omgt-r:

Am I the only one that wants to see a Princess Millie Minecraft Let’s Play where she’s commanding the Lads and the Gents to do her bidding?

(via cockbitebitches)


mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

mainframe110:

The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer looks spectacular

(via aprilsauce)


durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(via superwholock-alissa)


(via appasauce)


sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(via ryancrobert)