tfhumor:

My favorite people are robots because they aren’t people.

(via spacemuffinz)


iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

image

checkamte

shit 

(via redneckwerewolf)


janedoodles:

comfemgem:

theshuboxx:

when the bae says shes off her period

image

I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here

Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.

(via friskyflamingo)


f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

(via friskyflamingo)


perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

(via kyuubabe)


madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(via chisaiyokai)


blonde-bookworm:

Sometimes I forget that not everyone knows everything that ever happened in the Harry Potter Universe.

(via marymorstens)


thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

image

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

(via briannaclawson)


crabbington:

hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

image

image

(via hellobrittney)


lolcomical:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

(via hellobrittney)